Tuesday, December 30, 2008

jesus

i was driving behind a wood chipper truck or something today. on the bumper it read

"jesus won't cut you down"


then i pictured jesus saying 'you're so stupid it took you an hour to cook minute rice.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How was the first day of the bet?

Anonymous said...

he let me off the hook in exchange for buying some raffle tickets off his kid.